Aliens in Congress?

Mock Congress is over and I'm trying to catch up on all the grading of all the bills I should have graded as they came to me...

as I was grading away I came across this bill that I would like to share with you.

HR. 1
To setup regulations in the event of an extraterrestrial visitation

Be it enacted by the Senate and the House of Representatives of the United STates of America in Congress assembled,

SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE
This act may be cited as the "Incongruous and Discordant Act of 2010"

SEC. 2. REGULATIONS REGARDING EXTRATERRESTRIAL VISITATIONS (ASSIMILATION/EXTERMINATION)
(a) IN GENERAL. - The United STates Code lacks the proper procedure and protol to any foreign visitations or encounters by an extraterrestrial population within the entire span of our nation's history and, furthermore, lack an agency of the United States government that may draft plans or redundant solutions.
(b) In order to effect the forgoing, the following language shall be inserted in to the United States code:
- upon passage of this bill (and hopefully before an extraterrestrial encounter) the United States will transmit public service announcements through all media transmissions promoting the construction and/or purchase of emergency supplies and underground bunkers.
- the establishment of a sect to the United States Homeland Security Department which will deal directly with unearthly foreign visitors. This sect will be called Special Tactics and Reconnaissance Squad (S.T.A.R.S).
-In the event of an arrival of an Unidentified Flying Object, the area within a 30 mile radius of the landing site will be evacuated and quarantined as it becomes a temporary property of S.T.A.R.S
-Due to the unprecedented situation of an alien invasion, future drafts of rules and regulations will be proposed and subject only to a 1/3 vote of the Senate and subject to Presidential signature.
(c) In the event in which the United States accepts the existence of an extraterrestrial population insomuch as we attempt to assimilate them into society, the following language will be inserted into the United States Code:
1. An Alien may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. An Alien must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with 1 above.
3. An Alient must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with 1 or 2 above.



His evidence for the committee contains testimony about a spaceship above Johannesburg, South AFrica, information about relocation of the 1.8 million aliens to District 10, and other various pieces of "evidence" demonstrating the need for emergency alien procedures.

Granted, his bill needs some work. But...it gave me quite the chuckle.

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